Bones Malone and 
the Spooky Bois are a group of Spooky Bois that assault random buildings, especially pubs and bars, demanding calcium. If killed, they drop their tommy guns and large piles of Spook Coins. The player can stop them from attacking by giving them calcium. If they are not given calcium, they will attack with their tommy guns.
The origins of Bones Malone and the Spooky Bois is unknown. However, it is known that they have been operating for a long time, and have been searching for calcium.
Bones Malone and the Spooky Bois resemble human skeletons. Bones Malone himself wears a black suit with a grey hat, and his henchmen wear suits with different shades of brown and grey.
|Health||800 (Bones Malone)
|Fire Resistance||50% (all)|
|Physical Resistance||45% (all)|
|Magic Resistance||75% (all)|
|Energy Resistance||50% (Bones Malone)
- Cutscene when encountered: "Yep! This is a stickup! hand over the milk!" just before leaving he says: Im Bones Malone, And these are my Spooky Bois!